Quotes by Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain

If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.
Mark Twain

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.

Be good and you will be lonesome.
Mark Twain

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food f...

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothi...

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
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I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a win...

I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream. I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.
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New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.
Mark Twain

A fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

A fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved.
Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He cou...

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
Mark Twain

When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.

When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than...

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepar...

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I...

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain