Christmas Quotes

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and...

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Garrison Keillor

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not th...

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living r...

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
Andy Rooney

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Roy L. Smith

The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood

The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood
Richard Paul Evans

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno

Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of t...

Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.
G.K. Chesterton

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and...

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Calvin Coolidge

And in despair I bowed my head; There is no peace on earth, I said; For hate is...

And in despair I bowed my head; There is no peace on earth, I said; For hate is strong, And mocks the song Of peace on earth, good-will to men! Then pealed the bells more loud and deep: God is not dead, nor doth he sleep! The Wrong shall fail, the Right prevail, With peace on earth, good-will to men!
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Always winter but never Christmas.

Always winter but never Christmas.
C.S. Lewis

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
Ernest Hemingway

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of C...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Bill Watterson

The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved...

The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff.
Criss Jami

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Hamilton Wright Mabie

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it...

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!
Dave Barry

I need a weapon, Valkyrie muttered. You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring,...

I need a weapon, Valkyrie muttered. You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some of the best ?ghters in the world, Skulduggery pointed out. I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon. I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick. I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.
Derek Landy

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
Charles M. Schulz

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and...

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer a...

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will liv...

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach.
Charles Dickens