Dating Quotes

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later;...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Amy Sedaris

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is th...

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.
Greg Behrendt

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the...

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex. At least you know he's still available.
Cassandra Clare

Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something sme...

Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make… 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever… 9. You're going to order that? Seriously? 10. You're how old?
Gena Showalter

I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened y...

I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.
Jodi Picoult

We're not dating, Alec said again. Oh? Magnus said. So you're just that friendly...

We're not dating, Alec said again. Oh? Magnus said. So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?
Cassandra Clare

I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is...

I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word busy is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.
Greg Behrendt

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun wit...

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
Candace Bushnell