How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.
A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.
Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.
What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.
your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
I am a better person when I have less on my plate.
You are what what you eat eats.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.