Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge? Yes. You called her a liar? Yes. You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back? Yes. Have a biscuit, Potter.
Never memorize something that you can look up.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
I don't want to be a man, said Jace. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead. Well, said Luke, you're doing a fantastic job.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?
Jesus! Luke exclaimed. Actually, it's just me, said Simon. Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to call me sir Professor. The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.