Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.
You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or – Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet. Great idea though, thanks, Mum.
Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.